Farting Relationships
Sports Fans
A man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying in bed for a few minutes, the man rips a loud fart under the blanket. The wife rolls over and growls, "Holy mackerel! What in God's name was that?"
He answers, "Touchdown! I'm ahead, seven to nothing!"
A few minutes later, the wife produces a scorching fart of her own. The husband asks, "Holy cow, what the heck was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown! Tie score!"
The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to build the pressure up for one more, but continues to have difficulty. Eventually, he tries so hard that he craps on the bed. The wife asks, not being able to see it, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replies sheepily, "Halftime. Switch sides."
(And you think reading fart jokes is a bad habit?)
Gay Lovers
Once upon a time, there was these two gay fellows that liked to have anal sex every single night.
On one particular night, before they could have sex, one of the fellows needed to go to the bathroom and use the toilet. The other fellow said "Okay, but go jerking off while you're in there. Save it for later because you're going to be busy." The first fellow agreed.
The first fellow was in the bathroom for a really long time, so the second fellow started to get worried. He opened the bathroom door just as the first fellow was getting off of the toilet.
The second fellow looked down in the toilet and saw a massive amount of sperm floating around, got angry, and yelled, "I thought I told you not to jerk off in here and save it for later!"
The first guy yelled back, "I didn't jerk off! Honestly, I just farted!"
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