http://fartjokes.ouc1.com The best fart jokes for people who like that sort of thing Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:08:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Sports Fans A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes, the man rips a loud fart under the blanket. The wife rolls over and growls, "Holy mackerel! What in God's name was that?" He answers, "Touchdown! I'm ahead, seven to nothing!" A few minutes later, ... http://fartjokes.ouc1.com/farting-relationships/ There are two flies sitting on a pile of poop. When one fly farts, the other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!" Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing. Confucius say "Crowded elevator always smell different to midget." Confucius say "Man ... http://fartjokes.ouc1.com/smelly-one-liners/ A young man visits his girlfriend's home to have dinner with her family for the first time. He's extremely nervous. After they're all seated at the table, their dog goes under the table and curls up under the young man's chair. While they're eating and talking, he suddenly feels the pressure ... http://fartjokes.ouc1.com/blame-the-dog/ When You Should Never Fart Inside a crowded elevator. In the supervisor's office, when you're in a meeting. In your own office. In a crowded supermarket or grocery store. Inside a public library. On a crowded train or bus. On an airplane. While giving a speech. While listening to a speech. While attending Church. During confession. While on a date. At a cinema ... http://fartjokes.ouc1.com/time-for-farting/ Nudist Colony John's in Amsterdam and visits a nudist colony there. While wandering around naked, he spots a gorgeous blond woman and immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over and asks, "Sir, did you call for me?" John replies, "No." She says, "Well, it's a rule here that if I ... http://fartjokes.ouc1.com/big-mistakes/ There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of farting every morning as he woke up. The noise would always wake up the wife and the smell would cause her eyes ... http://fartjokes.ouc1.com/farting-his-guts-out/ Duck Call One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday. She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I'm blind, but if you give me the pole I can ... http://fartjokes.ouc1.com/small-mistakes/ Cross-Eyed: Sits on one cheek on the side of the seat and pees all over the floor. Usually wears rubber boots on her visits to the can, and carries a box of Kleenex in her purse. Big Time: Always leaves toilet door open while she chats and brags to the other ... http://fartjokes.ouc1.com/types-of-girls-you-might-see-in-the-restroom/ Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. He also had a terrible passion for reading fart jokes, but that's another story. One day he met a girl ... http://fartjokes.ouc1.com/a-passion-for-baked-beans/ People like to read fart jokes. I'm not quite sure why. Perhaps it's because flatulating (which is the proper term for farting) is a part of everyday life. What the heck is flatulence anyway? Flatulence is the presence of a mixture of gases in the digestive tract known as flatus. ... http://fartjokes.ouc1.com/why-do-people-read-fart-jokes/