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Duck Call

One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.

She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I'm blind, but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight."

So the lady gave him the pole and he said, "This pole is worth $45." She was amazed at how cheap it was.

She picked up another really nice pole, handed it to the man and he said, "This pole is worth $55." She decided it too was really cheap.

She then picked the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he said, "This pole is our best and it's $70." She told him she'd take it.

As he was getting the fishing pole all rung up, she needed to fart really, really badly. She decided that since the man was blind, it really wouldn't matter if she farted in front of him, so she just let it rip.

All of a sudden the man said, "It all comes up to $80." Confused, the lady said to him, "But you said the fishing pole was only $70."

He said, "It is. It's $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call."

She should've brushed up on her fart jokes in order to present a suitable "comeback".

Definitely

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raises his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher replied, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies, "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher, "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looks at him and says, "No… but that isn't really a question you want to ask in a class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely pooped my pants."


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