Smelly One-Liners
There are two flies sitting on a pile of poop. When one fly farts, the other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"
Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.
Confucius say "Crowded elevator always smell different to midget."
Confucius say "Man who fart in Church sit [...]
Small Mistakes
Duck Call
One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.
She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I'm blind, but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is [...]