Farting Relationships
Sports Fans
A man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying in bed for a few minutes, the man rips a loud fart under the blanket. The wife rolls over and growls, "Holy mackerel! What in God's name was that?"
He answers, "Touchdown! I'm ahead, seven to nothing!"
A few minutes later, the wife produces a scorching [...]
Farting His Guts Out
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of farting every morning as he woke up. The noise would always wake up the wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would [...]
Types of Girls You Might See In The Restroom
Cross-Eyed: Sits on one cheek on the side of the seat and pees all over the floor. Usually wears rubber boots on her visits to the can, and carries a box of Kleenex in her purse.
Big Time: Always leaves toilet door open while she chats and brags to the other girls about the guy she [...]