Farting Relationships
Sports Fans
A man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying in bed for a few minutes, the man rips a loud fart under the blanket. The wife rolls over and growls, "Holy mackerel! What in God's name was that?"
He answers, "Touchdown! I'm ahead, seven to nothing!"
A few minutes later, the wife produces a scorching [...]
Small Mistakes
Duck Call
One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.
She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I'm blind, but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is [...]