Time For Farting
When You Should Never Fart
Inside a crowded elevator.
In the supervisor's office, when you're in a meeting.
In your own office.
In a crowded supermarket or grocery store.
Inside a public library.
On a crowded train or bus.
On an airplane.
While giving a speech.
While listening to a speech.
While attending Church.
During confession.
While on a date.
At a cinema or movie theater.
While standing in [...]
Types of Girls You Might See In The Restroom
Cross-Eyed: Sits on one cheek on the side of the seat and pees all over the floor. Usually wears rubber boots on her visits to the can, and carries a box of Kleenex in her purse.
Big Time: Always leaves toilet door open while she chats and brags to the other girls about the guy she [...]