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Time For Farting

When You Should Never Fart

  1. Inside a crowded elevator.
  2. In the supervisor's office, when you're in a meeting.
  3. In your own office.
  4. In a crowded supermarket or grocery store.
  5. Inside a public library.
  6. On a crowded train or bus.
  7. On an airplane.
  8. While giving a speech.
  9. While listening to a speech.
  10. While attending Church.
  11. During confession.
  12. While on a date.
  13. At a cinema or movie theater.
  14. While standing in line to get a ticket to a movie or a play.
  15. In a walk-in freezer. It'll linger a while.
  16. In the bed, while feeling frisky.
  17. In the bed, while being frisky.
  18. While fighting fire in a burning building.
  19. In a patrol car for a minor violation.

When It's Okay To Fart

  1. In an empty elevator before you get off.
  2. The supervisor's office as you are about to leave. It's best to make sure it's silent but deadly.
  3. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
  4. In the cashier's line. It's bound to speed things up.
  5. When you're reading fart jokes, obviously.
  6. In a bathroom or restroom, obviously.
  7. While on a blind date, if you want to end it early.
  8. In the dressing next to an occupied one. There's no doubt the room next to you will quickly become unoccupied.
  9. When deep sea diving. It's fun to watch bubbles float to the surface from two different origins.
  10. Back seat of the patrol car after being arrested.
  11. In your car, just before you get carjacked. The carjacker might change his mind when he opens the door.
  12. In your car, after you've been carjacked. The carjacker might get out.
  13. During any kind of eating competition. It'll distract your competitors.

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